ALM Season Predictions - 2023/24

There’s a lot of love for Brisbane in here.
I just don’t see where their goals are going to come from. They’re going into the season with a front 3 of Armiento, Waddingham & Bill’s cousin with the depth coming from Alex Parsons, Jez Lofthouse and Henry Hore.
They’re going to be relying on a lot of set pieces from O’Shea and hope that Berenguer can stay fit.

Brisbane are playing well. I will be surprised if they don’t make the six

1 Like

You may be right but I just think they’re that team who had a good pre season because no one expected them to play that way.
I just don’t think they have the depth to maintain it for a season. You’re asking an 18yo in their first season to be a 10-15 goal per season striker. If he can do that then he won’t be long for this league.

It’s similar to Adelaide who have to find someone to replace Goodwin’s goals and assists. That’s not going to happen

Irankunda?

Irankunda isn’t getting 15 goals & 10 assists this season.
He’s probably not even going to be here from January if the Bayern rumours are correct.

Yeah I know.

He might get some though!

End of season standings:

1: Sydney FC
2: Adelaide
3: Melbourne City
4: Brisbane Roar
5: Wellington
6: Central Coast Mariners
7: Western United
8: Western Sydney Wanderers
9: Macarthur
10: Newcastle
11: Perth
12: Victory

Grand final winner: Adelaide

Grand final runner-up: Sydney FC

Australia Cup winner (2024): Sydney FC

Player of the season: Fabio Gomes

Player of the grand final: Lolley

Golden boot: Fabio Gomes

Best new signing: Fabio Gomes

Best young player (U23): Kealey Adamson

Biggest flop signing: Germain

SFC player of the season: Lolley

SFC golden boot: Fabio Gomes

First coach sacked: Mile Stejovski

Random predictions for this season: Fuck knows.

1: Sydney
2: Melbourne City
3: wanderers
4: Roar
5: Adelaide
6: Victory
7: Central Coast
8: Western United
9: Phoenix
10: MacArthur
11: Newcastle
12: Perth

Grand final winner: Sydney FC

Grand final runner-up: Melbourne City

Australia Cup winner (2024): Mariners

Player of the season: Joe Lolley

Player of the grand final: Mak

Golden boot: Jamie McLaren

Best new signing: Fabio

Best young player (U23): Irankunda

Biggest flop signing: Whoever Wanderers brought in

SFC player of the season: Joe Lolley

SFC golden boot: Fabio

First coach sacked: Perth’s coach

Random predictions for this season:
Corica to Celtic in January
Zdrilla to romp it in stepping in for Corica
Adamson to sign for Wanderers, have a massive season for them

His birthday is 8 February, meaning he won’t turn 18 before the transfer window shuts. Bayern have to wait until end of season.

1 Like

1: City
2: WSW
3: CCM
4: Adelaide
5: Victory
6: SFC
7: Perth
8: Wellington
9: Brisbane
10: WU
11: Newcastle
12: Macarthur

Grand final winner: City

Grand final runner-up: WSW

Australia Cup winner (2024): SFC

Player of the season: Marco Tulio

Player of the grand final: Joe Lolley

Golden boot: Jamie Maclaren

Best new signing: Angel Torres, Michael Doka

Best young player (U23): Alou Kuol

Biggest flop signing:

SFC player of the season: Joe Lolley

SFC golden boot: Fabio Gomes

First coach sacked: Mile Sterjoski

Random predictions for this season:

Lots of complaints about Paramount
Victory and WSW fans misbehave. Clubs slapped on wrist.
Big announcements from the A league that fail to deliver.
i.e. More of the same.

End of season standings:

1: Sydney FC
2: Melbourne CFG
3: Australia’s Shame

4: Adelaide United
5: Brisbane Roar
6: Western Favelas
7: Central Coast Mariners

8: Western United
9: Wullengtin Phoenix
10: Perth Glory
11: Newcastle
12: Macarthur

Grand final winner: Sydney FC

Grand final runner-up: Melbourne CFG

Australia Cup winner (2024): Brisbane Roar (as hosts)

Player of the season: Tolgay Arslan

Player of the grand final: Maxxy Burgess

Golden boot: Jamie Maclaren

Best new signing: Tolgay Arslan

Best young player (U23): Nestory Irankunda (on his way to becoming the first Aussie wonderkid to fulfil his potential in a generation)

Biggest flop signing: Terry Antonis (not helped after he contracts a virulent strain of syphilis from an innocuous coffee catch-up with Robbie Kruse)

SFC player of the season: Bobby Mak (because me Lolley no jinxy)

SFC golden boot: Fabio Gomes

First coach sacked: Mile “The Fraud” Sterjovski

Random predictions for this season: Final table to represent the daylight above. Top 3 all close to the title (City fading as a real force) but we edge it in the final month, next 4 close in mid-table finals push, the bottom 5 all various shades of dogshit.

Corica to head overseas in a blaze of glory after leading us to the double at seasons end. He gives the boo boys a Bruno Fornaroli sized “fuck off” and gets replaced by Ufuk Talay, who’s only been on a short term caretaker role at one of those 4 shit clubs (excl. Welly) that already arsed a coach mid-season. Zdrilla and Jimmy stay on and duke it out to be next in line.

Hybrid successfully guilts his sheila mate Nickers into going to Kittens on ROSPROD away, after she recently scorned him by finally going to the Concourse without him. Hybrid’s missus doesn’t find out this time because he’s not dumb enough to post about it here again. :rofl:

Tony Sage is arrested for financial improprieties, relating to his other businesses, but which of course occurred during his time as Glory owner.

Given Arslan is currently a Melbourne City player, a mid season transfer to Adelaide or Sydney is a pretty random prediction.

Rushing my homework in before deadline

  1. City
  2. Sydney.
  3. Mariners
  4. Victory
  5. Wanderers
  6. Wellington
  7. Brisbane
  8. Western U
  9. Macarthur
  10. Adelaide
  11. Perth
  12. Jets

End of season standings:

1: City
2: Sydney
3: victory
4: bulls
5: mariners
6: Brisbane
7: perth
8: wankerers
9: tarneit
10: Adelaide
11: nix
12: jets

Grand final winner: Sydney

Grand final runner-up: city

Australia Cup winner (2024): Sydney

Player of the season: lolley

Player of the grand final: lolley

Golden boot: maclaren

Best new signing: germain

Best young player (U23): irankunda

Biggest flop signing: arzani

SFC player of the season: lolley

SFC golden boot: fabio

First coach sacked: johnny aloisi

Random predictions for this season: rado sacked, Paddy comes back and they go on a tear
Adelaide freefall without Goodwin
Jets still shit
Nix shit
Shame have another big off field incident, NT disbands again
Ninko training with the reserves by rd 10

Yeah….ignore me.

1: Sydney
2: City
3: Brisbane
4:Wanderers
5: Victory
6: Mariners
7: Bulls
8: Western U
9: Adelaide
10: Perth
11: Phoenix
12: Jets

$21 for Adam Taggart to be Golden Boot is pretty juicy. If he stays fit he’ll score goals and Perth will have a very good season.
Yes he’s made of glass and more than likely back off to Asia at the drop of a hat but he’s 10 times Maclaren’s quote.

The final submissions are in and this year’s predictions have been set in stone. The following is the collective prediction of the SFCU forum for 2023/24 ALM season. According to the SFCU, Sydney FC is a certainty to win the premiership this year, they should just give us the toilet seat now and not bother with all this playing football games malarkey.

001 Upload

The following are the predictions as entered into my spreadsheet, if you spot any typos please contact me via chat.

5 Likes

My top eight are almost the exact same as what the forum has tipped. That does not fill me with confidence.

Good job by the jinxy posse out there with all that unbridled optimism

1 Like