End of season standings:
1: Sydney FC
2: Melbourne CFG
3: Australia’s Shame
4: Adelaide United
5: Brisbane Roar
6: Western Favelas
7: Central Coast Mariners
8: Western United
9: Wullengtin Phoenix
10: Perth Glory
11: Newcastle
12: Macarthur
Grand final winner: Sydney FC
Grand final runner-up: Melbourne CFG
Australia Cup winner (2024): Brisbane Roar (as hosts)
Player of the season: Tolgay Arslan
Player of the grand final: Maxxy Burgess
Golden boot: Jamie Maclaren
Best new signing: Tolgay Arslan
Best young player (U23): Nestory Irankunda (on his way to becoming the first Aussie wonderkid to fulfil his potential in a generation)
Biggest flop signing: Terry Antonis (not helped after he contracts a virulent strain of syphilis from an innocuous coffee catch-up with Robbie Kruse)
SFC player of the season: Bobby Mak (because me Lolley no jinxy)
SFC golden boot: Fabio Gomes
First coach sacked: Mile “The Fraud” Sterjovski
Random predictions for this season: Final table to represent the daylight above. Top 3 all close to the title (City fading as a real force) but we edge it in the final month, next 4 close in mid-table finals push, the bottom 5 all various shades of dogshit.
Corica to head overseas in a blaze of glory after leading us to the double at seasons end. He gives the boo boys a Bruno Fornaroli sized “fuck off” and gets replaced by Ufuk Talay, who’s only been on a short term caretaker role at one of those 4 shit clubs (excl. Welly) that already arsed a coach mid-season. Zdrilla and Jimmy stay on and duke it out to be next in line.
Hybrid successfully guilts his sheila mate Nickers into going to Kittens on ROSPROD away, after she recently scorned him by finally going to the Concourse without him. Hybrid’s missus doesn’t find out this time because he’s not dumb enough to post about it here again. 
Tony Sage is arrested for financial improprieties, relating to his other businesses, but which of course occurred during his time as Glory owner.