ALM Squad Speculation Thread 2024/25 (Part 1)

Here’s Fabio’s goal

The meat to bone ratio is terrible. I know where every muscle and bone in a chicken is, maybe if I knew the anatomy of a guinea pig better, I could enjoy it more. Sensational crackling though.

worse than a chicken wing?

Way worse. The meat to fat ratio adds to the work too its fatty like pork belly.

But fat is where the flavour is!

Friday midday at Sky Park, if anyone is keen on lurking, I’m told there’s a pre season friendly. Sydney vs bulls.

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So the Champions League draw is on Friday, and still crickets.

Also why the fuck are our social media team using a photo of Trent Buhagier?

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Because he scored a hatful in Asia and now he plays in Italy?

We’re a development club now. No point advertising to fans - the marketing targets footballing prospects.

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He’s our current top scorer ever in Asia. Makes absolutely no sense but here we are.

The way things are going, I don’t see that being beaten any time soon.

When do squads need to be finalised? I presume its early September but the club really needs to start getting a move on.

Closest thing I can find to a rumour but we’re close to scraping the bottom of the barrel now anyway - some bloke on Twitter reckons that Australia’s Shame are trying to offload Fornaroli and/or Folami so they can sign a DM.

He’s been wrong multiple times already so I would take with a grain of salt.

Can we do what I do on FIFA? Sign a free agent player just to use in a swap? I wonder what Stuart Musialik is up to these days…

Pretty sure that’s not allowed in the real world :joy:

Party Poopers

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Disco Stu is probably partying right now anyway

Either that or he is playing NRL where he excels as you aren’t allowed to pass it forward

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Could have sworn they’ve changed that rule. Some of the “flat” ball passes I’ve seen, Stevie Wonder could see they’re forward.

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