Days like today.
Days like today.
I’m looking for an apartment at the moment. It’s not great fun at all. I’m a petty man though cause I do get a certain sense of enjoyment when Real estate agents chase me up and I tell them I’m not interested in their particular property.
I have a mate who’s been throwing out offers at about 70% of asking price just to see what happens, then sitting back in delight as the real estate agents scramble to meet his arbitrary deadlines and conditions. Only after that does he consider whether he actually wants the place.
FTT and all that but a public holiday Tuesday is decent. Sitting in the pool several beers down at 30 deg C with a breeze. Nice.
Lazy bludgers
Between AFL and horseys, Melbourne must have the most frivolous and pissweak excuses for Public Holidays of anywhere in the world.
Don’t they also have one for Moomba?
Those fuckers need a public holiday to get over all of their public holidays.
Yes, like:
3/11: Melbourne Cup PH
4/11: Hangover PH
Didn’t they just have about six months of public holidays?
Yeah, but this public holiday they have to put on their best tarocash reggies and throw up a bunch of warm vb throwdowns.
Cauliflower rice. My highlight of 2020.
Serious question: Is it any good?
It’s ok.
At the end of the day it’s still fucking cauliflower.
If you cook it right, it’s great.
Best way is to lay it out on a baking tray, lots of salt/pepper and a bit of chili powder. Put it in the oven around 120/130c for around 30 mins, give it a flip after 20 or so. Want to dry it out as much as possible
Hand grated (massive pain) and then let it sit for 30mins to air (stinks your house out) then low-med heat sautee with 1 tablespoon of a high heat point oil. Something about it is super moreish. Havent had rice or pasta for a month or so.
Even made a sweet version which was good.
I like VB throwdowns. You only get a small amount of the shit beer at a time. My Dad has been buying the shit for 40 years so I have no choice when I go visit.
You can choose to have a glass of water instead.
throwdowns?
Try going up to Smiths Lake bowls club. Literally the only decent beer they have on tap is VB…
You mean there are beers that are worse than VB.
Iron Jack