I’m sold!
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Cant say I know much about the Swiss league but this…
On 1 November 2022, after a six game winless streak in the league, he was dismissed from his position of head coach at Aarau.[11]
… isn’t a great selling point.
Did you not look at the photo?
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It is the look of a man winless in 6 tbh
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6? Pussies. Have 9, including a 3-goal home pasting against your most hated enemy…
(Spoiler: here it gets you a new contract)
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To be honest Keller has something which Corica sorely lacks.
And that’s
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The animated gifs harken me back to the old t*rd forums
Results … or … this man sitting on your bench… we have had good times and we have had bad times, now it’s Keller time. His eyebrows alone could out manoeuvre any rival in the technical area.
Could do worse.
I’d take him in a heartbeat. Although Miloš Milojević would be an option? Current manager at Red Star… Would at least allow us to keep our Milos quota…
When asked what he searches for on the internet, Keller shrugs nonchalantly and replies.
“I do not search the internet. I browse.”
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Tanked hard at Malmö and didn’t exactly pull up any trees in Iceland either.
Smashing it at Red Star and managed to get Mjällby AIF promoted two years in a row. Would be a decent one here as he would have had to work with some decent constraints in his time.
To be fair I’m not sure smashing it with Red Star is a big achievement, they’ve won 5 titles in a row. My boss is a huge Malmö fan and was hugely relieved when they sacked him after losing to a Lithuanian team in CL qualifying. Think we could do better tbh.
I vote we get a panel of ex-socceroos captains to coach the team.
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I vote we just sack the coaches and let the leadership team do the coaching.
Like in u17s when the coach quits because you all hate the cunt and he finally figures it out.
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Just have Santo Sam & Ed, and each week they dress up as a different footballing personality.
I for one would love to see Santo’s Gianni Infantino impersonation.
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I would probably take Tilio back as a player manager at this stage.
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With the Hof as assistant manager-player