Offseason Shenanigans '25 - Some Welsh bints are coming

The Cove
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Does Ryan Reynolds count?

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Pretty sure he has an assistant who does his counting for him.

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Well apparently they might be getting Jamie Vardy so thats one I guess.

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This is how they ended up charging crazy money for oasis or whatever right?

I can only see prices for this going down though, how big a fan base does Wrexham actually have? Plenty of people know about them but are they actually going to pay that much?

I know I won’t

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I feel like they have put that in pre-emptively to stop people who buy at full price from complaining when the tickets get heavily discounted in the week before the match.

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Id say they’d get a big portion of people coming purely because of the series rather than the fact that they’re fans

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I know two people who are going to get tickets to “see Ryan Reynolds”

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And how much will have the team changed given promotion.

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I knew my ad would work.

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They should also mention in the promotion.

GARETH BALE is also Welsh just like RYAN REYNOLD’S WREXHAM

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Yeah fuck that pricing.

Also they really have a Wrexham section? All twelve of the fans who will bother to fly out for this?

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I’ve been to Wrexham, none of those toothless sheepshaggers are getting on a plane.

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Maybe they can fly Ryan Giggs and his sister in law out for a promo.

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I read that as ‘a porno’

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I’m going to want a 6 course meal, drinks, desserts, massage, PS5 and games on a 98inch screen for the kids, 12 course high tea for Mrs Lefty plus hookers and blow for that price.

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The Bruce Lehrmann Experience, payment only accepted on corporate cards.

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Can you cater my next party??

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If you are getting all this for $700, I need to talk to you as I’m being ripped off

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And even if you did will be a very different squad come July.

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Based on this they should be playing in the Margaret River or something.

Sort of surprised that only 0.6% of the population claim Welsh ancestry, my high school used the Welsh dragon as it’s emblem and a lot of suburbs in the Shire took Welsh names…still very little actual connection to Wales though.

I guess being in “New South WALES” is going to be a major joke that won’t get on my nerves at all when they use it several times in that episode.

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