Offseason Shenanigans '25 - Some Welsh bints are coming

Good lord, why did I buy tickets?

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Shaw has only been back in the NPL side in recent weeks after being out for a few - not sure if related to his injury from last year though. He did captain them on Saturday though - so not sure what the deal is.

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Alex Grant - new Zullo (post 2018)

Gurd is the new Timpano.

It’s also gonna be cold AF tomorrow night.

You’d be pissed if you dropped $699 on a VIP seat whilst Costa is relaxing on a beach in Brazil…

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I’ve been called up to play in a darts league tomorrow night. Oh, what a shame I’ll be missing the friendly!

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You’d also be massively stupid to drop $699 on a nothing friendly.

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The person who’s dropping that kind of cash for a friendly doesn’t two farks if Costa is playing or not.

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That’s likely a fairer description of the situation.

Aw shucks. I’m going to be the senior judge at the 125th annual Sydney paint drying competition in Mt Pritchard. I’d honestly try and get somebody to cover for me, but the quality of paint that I will be officiating is just so high quality that it could take hours to determine which paint on the wall dries the quickest, based on the viscosity of the paint and the texture of the surface.

Super scintillating stuff!

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I had just starting dating future Mrs Lefty so it was important for her to see what a shit stirring trouble making cunt I occasionally can be, I was on fire, everyone around wanted to kill me I reckon. She giggled all night and seemed unfazed, definitely a keeper.

Why the fuck would anyone whose season starts in October be here for a Strayan winter when a Brasilian beach and all it’s delightful vistas is beckoning?

I narrowly avoided getting Shanghai’d into attending this shit when daughter number one watched the rom com Definitely Maybe with Ryan recently. Apparently this was some sort of rationale for me to buy tickets. Yeah, nah.

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PAX - 30700

A healthy crowd to watch us get spanked.

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Shitty tight-fisted Sydney theatregoing twats, this is what happens when you make active tickets the cheapest.

It’s not like we haven’t told them over and over again that making active cheapest just means it gets filled with tourists.

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For a game like this it doesn’t overly matter if active is full with blowins?

I would assume it just makes it hard or impossible to do any active supporting, you’ll have so many people complaining they can’t see from where they are sitting (centre of Bay 23)

For me, it doesn’t matter at all, but if you buy into the (completely debunked IMO) concept that these games are a good advert for the league, undermining active support undermines one of the key selling points.

I don’t really care either way about these games, I’ll watch it on TV, but it annoys the fuck out of me when people expect rusted-on supporters to get excited about this shit while marginalising our fans and catering to tourists who don’t give a shit about the game at every turn for the sake of a few bucks.

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Tickets in bays 33/34 currently $149… :joy:

How on earth are we getting 30k for something like this? Totally mind-boggling.

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