Yeah but even with online bookings, seat selection is increasingly a paid extra. It’s also occasionally completely ignored for overbooked flights or even just not offered in the first place.
The most important thing, though, is that any and all fun gets completely sucked out of any joke that doesn’t stand up to rigorous critical scrutiny.
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RBTs always remind me of this scene from one of the most underrated Aussie films of all time, the Big Steal.
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Comedy is like a frog.
If you dissect it, it dies.
Actually, it has to be dead before you can technically “dissect” it!
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That’s fantastic, I must admit I’ve never seen it. Will definitely try to find it now
Admittedly I haven’t watched it for a few years but I reckon its worth a look, especially if youve owned a shit car in the 90s.
I disagree. Dissect means to cut up into smaller parts, sometimes for examination. You can dissect a plant which would very much be alive during the process.
And you complain about my logical arguments. 
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
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Guy walks into a restaurant and is shown to his seat.
“Comfortable, sir?” asks the waiter.
“No, no,” says the guy. “Come for food.”
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Love this movie. Been ages since I’ve seen it, will have to give it another watch.
My colleague is unable to attend the innuendo seminar with me next week. I’m going to have to fill her slot.
I love reading horror stories in braille. You can really feel something bad is about to happen.
I thanked the person who told me the definition of ‘many’. It means a lot.
I asked my French friend is they like playing video games. She replied: “Wii”
I learnt my lesson the hard way about not interrupting somebody working intently on a puzzle. You’ll hear some crosswords.
My girlfriend said to me “You pretend you’re a decetive way too much. I want to split up”. “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way” I replied.
Did you hear about the bloke that drove his car into a tree? He found out how far a Mercedes Benz.
What do you call a Mexican guy who had his car repossed?
Carlos.
I’m really glad I know sign language. It’s really handy. But seriously, writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
Someone close to me died recently when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died he kept insisting for us to be positive, but it’s hard now that they’re dead.
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A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.”
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”
A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot and asks him what he sees. The patient says: “A man and woman making love.”
The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: “That’s also a man and woman making love.”
The psychoanalyst says: “You are obsessed with sex.”
The patient says: “What do you mean I’m obsessed? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures.”
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Who is this Rorschach fellow, and why did he make all these pictures of my parents fighting?
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This has no place in a crap joke thread!
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I agree, I also thought it was clever and funny.
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Came out of Woolworths this morning and saw a woman crying her eyes out. She told me she’d just lost her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her, I gave her $50.
Normally I wouldn’t do something like that, but I had just found $5,000 in the Woolies Carpark.
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I’ve been taking viagra for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.
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