Reminds me of the old classic.
What do you call a guy with a small penis?
Justin
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My doctor told me that my blood test showed zero magnesium. I’m like, 0mg!
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Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a her-before
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A friend of mine died of heartburn
I cannot believe Gav is gone
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The Police came to my house and asked where I was between 2 & 4
I said Preschool
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What’s a shark’s favourite fruit?
Pineapple (because it makes the seamen taste better)
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I was in my local Indian restaurant and said to the chef that the butter was delicious. “Actually, it’s ghee” he said.
I’m glad he clarified it.
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What’s brown, and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
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Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?
Fo drizzle.
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What’s long brown and sticky?
A stick
What’s long white and sticky?
Peter Crouch
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My wife asked me if i remember what the most stupid thing I ever said was…
I said “I do”
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Two pairs of pliers
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I said to my wife “ I have a terrible fear of tsunamis”
“How bad is it?” She asked
“It comes in waves”
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I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if they had the book about Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat.
She said it rings a bell but she’s not sure if it’s there or not.
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I’ve got an idea of at Elvis themed steak restaurants
It’ll be for those that love meat tender
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
The teacher woke him up
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