100% not offensive but really crap Dad joke thread

You don’t have to try…

I spilt some chicken salt on my phone. Now it’s a saxaphone.

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Ipso Facto then honi soit qui mal y pense

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I feel your aversion to pineapple is immature and probably related to receiving the rough end of one at an accountants initiation ceremony.

Some people blame a particular doctrine but we all know that accountants are behind the evil conspiracy.

Pineapple is a fruit and is therefore as dessert and isn’t deserving of a spot on a savory dish.

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bravo

As much as I loathe pineapple on pizza (or anything else not a dessert) there’s a flaw in this thinking, tomato is also a fruit.

The tomato has long ago been co-opted into the vegetable family.

I worry about some people on here.

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It doesnt matter if pineapple is a fruit.

Ham and pineapple works.

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As much as it pains me to say it Hilly is right.

Pork products combine much better with sweet than savoury for the most part.

Just look to the gloriousness of BBQ ribs, pulled pork or the humble ham cheese and pineapple toastie.

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Bloody poisonous solanum.

who’s to say the tomato can’t identify as a vegetable! I’ve had about enough of this trans-vegetablephobia!

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Yeah I can’t argue with that.

Yep

Uh huh.

Absolutely fucking not.

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Viva le Pineapple!

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Moroccan cuisine is filled with fruit and meat. Apricots, prunes, quinces… all fantastic.

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During last night’s A-League game, Archie Thompson outed himself as a pineapple on pizza guy.
I’ll leave that out there for you children who need your sweeties with your din dins.

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Keep up with the times.

He was seen eating a h&p are couple of months ago.

I pity you fools that can’t do sweet/salt.

Food must suck for you as badly as corriander haters.

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