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I’ve heard a different version of this joke involving Ivan Lendl, queensland and dingoes.
Decided to try a new stick deoderant today.
Instructions say to remove cap, push up bottom and twist.
I can barely walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely.
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If every time Trump opened his Diet Coke hole the Seinfeld music statarted playing, the world would be a nicer place.
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When I need focus I go down to the water and throw rocks at seabirds.
I find it’s best when I’m very thorough. I leave no tern unstoned.
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