AFL: The worst sport ever - AFLXtreme edition

He’s Australia’s very own piers “the cunt” Morgan who burns brightly because of the fuel people pour on him

Saying that, it’s only causal racism

There are rumours that Piers Morgan is actually a really nice guy and his whole schtick is an act. Never underestimate what people will do for relevance and money.

In saying that though I don’t think there’s alot of depth to Sam Newman. Just don’t look.

I think a lot of people mistake politeness for decency or goodness. No way Morgan isn’t scum tot he bone.

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If it’s a schtick that just makes him an even bigger cunt.

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If that’s what he’s doing to make money, he’s not a nice guy…

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Morgan is a soulless repulsive cunt, whether what he says is an act or not. It’s like saying someone verbally abuses their wife and kids just to fit in with their mates and they’re actually a really nice guy…they’re not.

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Piers also is rubbish at cricket analysis.

Sounds like a rumour.

Rumour has it that he’s still being treated for PTSD following that Brett Lee over…

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Glow up

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The Pies kicked less goals and won on misses. WTF is this sport!?

Maybe in Victoria, one gets rewarded for failing.

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2010 they also kicked one less goal but got 6 extra behinds, which sent it to the replay match which delayed the first AL Melbourne derby.

I think I managed to successfully ignore the entire season with less accidental exposure than ever before. Probably from not watching ABC breakfast news added to my general avoidance of channel 7 and Fox.

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Courtnee Vine featured prominently in the AAMI delivery of the match ball

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Did the Tillies end up getting that lap of honour? :sweat_smile:

I’m guessing they decided to go to England and forget about the AFL. Terrible, that.

Pies deserved the win in the end. Questionable umpiring decision though with the advantage call to Brisbane. Definitely wasn’t advantage… Not sure if Brisbane even knew they had the free.

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At the end of the day, Lions f–ked up by missing a few big ones in the 4th quarter. And trailing every other quarter too, even if marginally. Do feel for them though, having kicked more goals, and with the odd advantage call.

It’s probably the NSWelshman (woman?) in me, but I’ll never fully understand Aussie Rules, while finding rugba league quite aesthetically pleasing. I’ve kind of half-arsed the Swans since high school, and lack an NRL team due to no natural connection with the myriad of Sydney teams, but Aussie Rules will never not look like utter chaos to me. An oval, with 18 players a side, where you get a point for a miss? F–ked off.

Rugby league took all the best parts of union, took out most of the chaos, and distanced itself from the private school element. :ok_hand:t4:

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