ALM Squad Speculation Thread 2024/25

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Adam West Batman is best Batman.

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The money being spent in League One this season is mental, we can’t really compete. Average wage is now £6k a week apparently (was just under 5k last season), some big money clubs have been spending like crazy inflating wages way too much.

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The only one to treat the character with the silliness it warrants.

There’s one signing from September you’ve excluded from your list.

Kennards Self Storage boss Sam Kennard was one of the early backers of far-right Advance Australia, and reported to be on its advisory council in 2020.

He also donated $115,000 to the Vote No campaign.

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Simpson Memes are boring.

I’m going to suggest free agent signings instead -

Decent career at West Ham / Crystal Palace, obviously his age at 35 means he wouldn’t be expensive and could help guide the young backline.

Or if you want a younger option - James Laurence, Welsh CB with loads of experience in Europe at a high level. 31 years old.

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Do we still keep the ‘No dickheads’ policy?

Only dickheads need to say they have a no dickheads policy.

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Lawrence has spent a crapload of time in the last two years injured, including most of last season recovering from surgery

Tomkins has spent most of his time on the bench/not being chosen, together with a previous injury history

“So, uh, hey Jack Rodwell. You uhhh, wanna try the race to 828 again?”

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Is it Lolley’s turn to phone a friend, or has that already been passed to Ouahim?

I notice Sainsbury is still without a club



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D’ya reckon FC United of Manchester will loan us Adam Le Fondre?

What’s Chris Payne up to these days? Does anyone at the club still have Peter Triantis’ number?

Perhaps the club will be doing a game day lottery. Every week the club will contact 5 or 6 lucky members to see if they want to play that weekend. You may be lucky enough to score a free away trip to play in the Champions League

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Anas.

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