Clearly not any day. I mean it’s not going to be tomorrow or the day after that. Maybe Monday?
Or were you driving the forklift when you thought about the laser eyes thing and, well, they said they’d call you?
Hopefully Monday.
That’s the recipe for a fail video if ever I’ve heard one described.
So having gotten back into cycling this month, having not really cycled in years was thinking that a goal of 100kms for the month. I can really only cycle on weekends so I felt 100kms was an achievable goal. Maybe…
Just passed 200kms with my ride today. Super stoked, feeling great, fitter and have lost a few kgs. Super happy with my achievement.
Next month I’ll hopefully pencil in some longer rides, and perhaps even ride in to a few Sydney games - not all the way from home but maybe Wolli Creek.
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Its gonna suck doing 200km to get home though
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You can observe several eyebrow raising aspects of the werewolf transformation here.
Upon transformation the werewolf muscle culture is much more efficient. As it can’t gain mass that rapidly, efficiency is the only plausible explanation.
It has the ability to move like it’s in an Assassin’s Creed game.
And, the lung power has magically increased by some orders of magnitude.
What is it about geese that scare Poms so much more than Yanks?
I’m more interested in the Americans who think they can beat a six tonne animal that has gigantic spears on it’s face with their bare hands.
Poms are probably more likely to have an encounter with the murderous bastards than Seps.
And probably more likely to know of the heroic defense of Rome by geese.
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What weirdo’s don’t think they can win in a fight with a Goose, House Cat or Rat? Are 30% of people paraplegics worried about dying from the Black Plague from a rat bite?
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Vegans
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Is it true that the Queen, now King I guess, own all
of the geese in London?
Swans… all of them in the UK. If you kill or injure one you have to report to police to save yourself from prosecution.
Geese? Fuck em
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The Geese had it coming. Fuck em.
Interesting though, I semi remember something about this from 1 or those British rail journeys shows
Great can be frightening bastards when they want to be. Bit I think overall one kick in the right place they are down. But the idea of taking down most of those other animals while they are angry is laughable.
They’re super nasty to the point that people will use like guard dogs. Swans are even nastier and have a reputation of attacking people who get too close to their nest.
I could not imagine an unarmed human being able to take down an adult elephant while it was asleep.