David Squires mega-thread

I still don’t get it

You fuck might get censored!

The name Scunthorpe - i.e. the town in northern England, gets commonly blocked/rejected by firewalls because the word ‘cunt’ is within the word. It’s actually a common issue that has resulted in people suggesting the town should be renamed.

It’s a similar issue with Ufuk. Now whilst it’s not the full spelling of Fuck, Fuk is a common way of getting around said blockers/censors/firewalls. Never mind it’s a Turkish name, plenty of children will be having a right ol’ giggle at thinking his first name is a swear word.

Actually on this point, what’s the correct pronounciation? Is it “Oofook”, or "Ewe-fk, or is it actually “you-fuck”?

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ahhh now I understand. I was hoping it was something like the Rudan USB thing

Allegedly

A Turkish guy I played with pronounced it ‘Ewe-fk’

We once had a guy kicked out of a game up at Gosford for having a “Don’t Ufuk with Talay” banner.

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That twisty head thing is now a no-no for their animation team. Bit of a pity because it really adds emphasis on those hells!

The biggest joke is the idea of Corica making a sub before the 80th minute.

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One of his best to date David Squires on … Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind | Soccer | The Guardian

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Good to see the sauce bottles made it

Who has the inflatable balsamic bottle?

Masterfoods, lift ya game!

Modena. It’s near Bologna.

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New Zealand Knights II

Love the panel with the top of the pyramid hovering detached from the rest below

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The guy being shot out of the cannon :joy::joy:

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This is not a drill. This is pure gold

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Should we run a sweep on which dweeb will be the first in ALM to cut their socks?

And is Isuzu Ute the right company to finally bring the vision of the Homer to life?

These are the big questions

Tulio has already cut his socks. Has gapped his last four games.