Hahahaha Leichhardt MarketPlace parking.
I could post a photo a day…
This is no surprise… I don’t think I’ve ever gone round that section and seen every space parked correctly
Trying to fill an electric kettle in a motel room sink.
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I dont think I’ve ever seen vertical reference points for parking. If you can’t park between two lines then you honestly shouldn’t be driving. If you need vertical points then i’m not sure how you can drive down a simple laned road
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Ever since I saw Bob Mortimer talk about peeing in the kettle in hotels, i’ve avoided hotel kettles like the plague
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I meant other cars or walls when talking about vertical reference points. Its often why people will park right next to another car when there are plenty of other vacant spaces too supposedly.
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Nothing shits me more when our internal clients at work call my staff and are told that we can’t accommodate a specific request. They then call me to try and get me to say yes… Especially the ones that name drop our managing director.
Caught one of them out when we had to juggle work and I called the MD to see if we can delay his work. He had no clue about it.
I know it’s my own fault for being here and putting myself in this situation, but in down in Melbourne for a couple of days for an event and the number of people wearing AFL shit for the different teams is just grotesque.
I like seeing people in rugby league gear in Sydney, it’s part of the fabric of our city history and culture, but seeing the Victorian equivalent just makes me feel ill.
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Everything about AFL makes me physically ill.
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We have an iron that stopped working today. We trouble shooted it and apparently it stops working in the base plate is less than 20C and won’t switch on. So I now have to warm up my iron before it will warm itself up when it’s cold…
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Looks like I’ve been hit with my yearly dose of bronchitis.
Been off for 3 days already. Fucking hate being sick.
When you order a bananna bread slice at a cafe and they ask if you want it toasted with butter. You say yes, and then they microwave it.
Bruh.
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that deserves a walk out. Microwaving when calling it toasting is just pure crap.
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That’s fully deserving of a 1 star rating on Google, as well.
Worst part is, it was barely warm and I’m pretty sure it was Aldi Table Spread.
I would have kicked up a stink but Macquarie Fields will Macquarie Fields.
I’m only down here as well because all the doctors practises in Balmain aren’t taking new patients. So yeah, drove 45 minutes out here to see an old doctor. 
Nuvo Health in Five Dock have great doctors – it’s a relatively new centre, so their books are still open.
Few decent ones in Hunters Hill Medical Practice as well.
The cunts that leave Lime Bikes strewn willy nilly over the footpath.
“Oh, goody. I have reached my destination. I won’t move the stupidly cumbersome and heavy piece of shit, I’ll just leave it here smack bang in the middle of the footpath so that nobody can pass it easily. Oh, no, it’s fallen down, I won’t pick it up, because I have reached my destination and I am a selfish inconsiderate cunt”.
Honestly, councils should be able to access whoever last rode the hunk of crap and fine them a minimum of $1,000 for not parking it properly.
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I’d say it shouldn’t be up to council to find out who used it, more so just fine the company to then pass on the fines to the user.
I remember when they were introduced into Forster a few years ago. Locals were up in arms and some even took to throwing them into the lake… They obviously didn’t understand the irony and it’s not like they were just being dumped everywhere. One thing that was noticeable, is it allowed for easier movement and foot traffic going down the main strip. Parking is shit, but there were a decent amount of younger people riding through. People that prob would have just gone straight to a beach, instead of heading into the shops first.
If you use them properly you cant just dump them. To close each ride you have to park it in a safe area and scan with your camera otherwise you get charged.