Well, I for one don’t want kink shame …
But also, ewwww
Plot twist, the John is the fella from next door
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Nobody saw that coming.
They heard it though.
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Cant see either, thryre in like an alcove, but no door and dont think there was proper ventilation over the shitter
True love is both to be honest.
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The design won an award in some architectual comp…
No, you should be regularly shitting in the corners of the room so that all will know that this is your territory and that this silverback is not to be trifled with.
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Or god forbid, you have kids.
Getting them to leave you alone on the shitter is hard enough with a lockable door.
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Or you can’t get into the shitter
Or the house is too quiet abd you find them playing “will it fit/flush”
Long weekends.
As Sunday evening arrives and that melancholy starts to settle in until your brain sparks and realises… nope no work tomorrow.
Lovely.
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I live in a very beachy suburb, we have a really good little cafe that does a great job of fitting into the suburb and always does good business.
It is about 500m from my house, pretty much halfway to the beach.
I just walked to the cafe, got a coffee, walked to the beach without any pain.
The sun is out, it’s about 18 degrees, feels like a win.
I’ve got a follow-up appointment with my surgeon tomorrow, surgical site appears to have healed really well.
What is this? positivity?
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The coffee will probably give you diarrhea later 
Not with all the opiates I’ve been taking 
Pizza, Garlic Bread, Beer, A League.
I may not be a smart man Jenny but I know what love is.
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I was controversial tonight… went for a lovely take away curry and some beer and a-league
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Chicken, garlic sauce, bottle of wine
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Need more info re. chicken choice.
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Home cooked. Butterflied roast with hot spices and a dash of lemon. Gears well lubricated.
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Re-heated pasta, and a carton of beer I’ve drinking since 3pm when Auckland kicked off.
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