General A-Leagues Men Discussion Thread

I doubt Cricket Australia would fall for that shite
They’d sue the bollocks out of 10/Paramount if they dished up the garbage that football gets

So FIFA want all countries around the world to name a stadium after Pele.

Can’t see this happening.

We could always placate Gianni by just telling him that Western United are building the brand new Pele Stadium any day now.

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Today I am Pele?

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His words would be more along the lines of “Today I am a dead footballer”.

Almost as dumb as his ‘World Cup every two years’ plan…

Imagine a world cup every two years and every game played inside Pele stadium

In Saudi Arabia…

They can keep it the World game by playing on a different island every edition:

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Imagine Argentina naming a stadium after Pele :joy:

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I think Pele Stadium everywhere is a stupid idea.

Edson Arantes do Nascimento Stadium I can get behind thou.

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Bangers galore in the latest JayFC compilation:

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Spend millions on facial recognition software, or just require them to report into a police station…

Isn’t our bail system set up similarly? You need to report into a police station regularly when released from prison or out on bail?

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It’s a no-brainer isn’t it? ROLL OUT THE CAMERAS!!!

Just in the news last week…

A lot of people don’t realize that facial recognition software is actually quite limited, and it’s not like in the movie/crime TV shows.

It also has this slight flaw, whereby the darker a persons skin tone, the less accurate it is.

I’m pretty sure non-whites are acceptable collateral in these setups.

ENHANCE!!

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Don’t get me on CCTV footage.

Half the time the real deal looks like it was filmed on a potato.

None of this Hi-Res, 4K, seamless vision nonsense. I mean you can barely make out numberplates on most dash cams :laughing:

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