To be fair, that was already happening before he came in with all his shit
Is the cost of living crisis over?
Are Labor good at running the country again?
Can I buy another jetski?
You have a jetski?
you dont?
I stopped eating avocado on toast and I saved up for 2⊠Amazing how much money you save when you stop eating toast, although the avocado gets a bit messy
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Arenât they a requirement to be a cashed up bogan living in WA?
Youâre cashed up now?
I knew I should have joined the navy in 1993!
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Yeah but his back is fucked, so he canât actually bend down to hook the trailer up to his car to get the JetSki to water.
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I will be once my DVA payouts come through.
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Also, you must drink Stone and Wood exclusively
Trumpet of fuckwits
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Canât even think of his own shit ideas. Has to copy some clown from the other side of the world.
ArseTrumpets
FuckTrumpets
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He just shouldnât be allowed to enter Parliament again. Heâs never been a serious candidate and is only in it for himself.
Hey now, all of us have fallen asleep in a meeting on the first day of a new job, donât hold it against himâŠ
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My lie detector spiked hard when I saw this. Iâm pretty sure Iâd not be the only one.
PS: Would be useful if I didnât post it in the US Thread
Itâs a trap for the Tories.
âYouâve been in government for 20 of the last 30 years - why didnât you do it before?â
This is like Labor following the Tories down the border protection rabbit hole - the absolute best you can get is to battle out to a draw. Nobody thinks youâre ever the leader on the issue, because nobody thinks your heart is in it.
The other polls arenât too dissimilar.
2PP comes out at around 52-48ish, but the ALPâs primary vote being under 30% (well under in some polls) is fucking humiliating.
But why would people abandon the Labor party after all the great things theyâve done this term?