It's OK to be White and other dogwhistles - the Australian politics thread

I had Anthony fucking Albanese on mine.

Forget democracy sausages.

There should be a bar selling tinnies.

So Dutton’s number of public servo stops has now hit 17.

Surely someone has asked him by now if he’s using taxpayers money for them?

https://archive.is/2025.05.02-001329/https://www.theaustralian.com.au/commentary/what-would-dons-party-look-like-on-election-night-2025/news-story/26513ca5cedd3ba05dc3ad43ec7920d8?amp&nk=8a9cfbb0890173cee0ec61d3cda41562-1746144825

Option 3 to remove paywall works.

For anyone who has seen Don’s Party might get a kick out of it.

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Dutton has come out this morning and has said he fully expects the ā€œsilent Australiansā€ to vote him in.

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Blatant discrimination at the polling booths!11!

The pens are attached to the right side of the booth, and the string is too short to be used comfortably by lefties (handed that is, not political leaning).

STOP THE COUNT!!

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Hey, that means he’s held 17 hoses.

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Balmain Public School only offering Gluten Free Bread at the sanga stand.

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So I’m in a safe Labor seat. Went down to vote just now and noticed no Lib advertising or any Lib volunteers at the front of the gate.

Asked the Labor volunteer what the story was with the Libs. He said that they hadn’t shown up at all. Not early in the morning and not now. He also said that the Libs in NSW had completely collapsed.

Anyone else notice this in their areas?

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Is there a good website to track the results?

Bradfield here, plenty of libs

No libs in any of the graydler poling booths ive seen

Deploying limited resources (and all their religious fanatic recruits) into the seats they can win

Just voted in our tiny community bush fire brigade office.
In and out in 5 minutes.

Hastie will probably win again, smarmy cunt.

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Only Libs and Labor at my polling place (safe Lib seat), but nobody else.

No greens, ON, Trumpets or any of the other nutjobs.

There was one Lib at Stanmore public school polling place this morning.

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ABC website has the best live updating information after 6pm I find, excellence complement to their TV coverage.

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+1 for the ABC

After all, if Dutton says not to pay attention to something, you should probably pay attention to it.

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It’s also Antony Green’s last time working election coverage on TV. Gotta tune in for the last call.

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Three dozen propaganda leaflets secured from the assorted freaks, geeks and losers for my kids origami efforts and I got in really early and got 8 democracy sausages for my garbage disposal children to cannibalise so I got motherfucking father of the year again for that effort.

Plus the barista at San Valentino @ Haberfield gave me a triple shot espresso and a cannolo.

Vote Quimby. If you were running he’d vote for you.

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