I got a toaster oven one with a rotiserie in it. I love it for cooking spinny chicken. 160c for 60m and I have kebab worth chicken.
Just chuck stuff in you’d normally fry or bake in it and see show you go.
Revised and updated version is good as I think there were some significant errors in the early editions.
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My wife just added tomato ketchup to my pasta that I made from scratch for dinner.
If I were Italian, this is surely grounds for divorce.
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Or some sort of cooking re-education camp like in Full Metal Jacket where the chef equivalent of Sargent Hulker yells at people until they cry.
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Isn’t that what Gordon Ramsay does in Hell Kitchen?
He might, however for this sort of culinary atrocity more ‘enhanced’ measures are required. 
My Italian girlfriend and I went to her cousins house for dinner last year when we were visiting over there and took their Nonna along. Her cousin made pasta with ketchup and Nonna wouldn’t let anyone eat it and forced her to tip it all in the bin 
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Fair enough.
A simple passata is soooo easy to make.
I mean it’s even easier to buy…
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Have someone buy it for you, and then it’s even easier to acquire…
It’s even easier to have somebody buy you an entire pasta at a restaurant.
may as well just buy a restaurant then
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Or buy all of Italy
Why buy, when you can conquer the country by force, enslave the local population, and have only the prettiest women feed you pasta all day, every day.
Thanks Odoacer
I had a burger and chips and a drink that cost me $25 last weekend. It was good, and simple. I think I’ve managed to recreate it and have played with is and Oklahoma Onion Burgers this week.
Last night I had a burger at a local pub. And it was … sigh.
Now I’m cooking burgers so good I’ve ruined burgers at pubs for myself.
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You will no doubt get all the girls now however
I’ve seen the whitlams and the black stump band twice in the last year or two.
Neither time did they play Hamburgers.
Arseholes.
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Pub burgers have been shit for years