Rhyan Grant thread - the return of the shit hair

Sydney_Rovers · January 29, 2021, 1:08am

Flat top?

denmil · January 29, 2021, 2:14am

Hybrid · January 29, 2021, 2:21am

Ah, the reverse Sven.

hillbilly · January 29, 2021, 3:38am

With rat tail

Sydney_Rovers · January 29, 2021, 3:46am

More thinking a fade or a word shaved into it but a rat’s tail is suitable substitute.

hillbilly · January 29, 2021, 3:57am

You could have a flat top, a fade, a word and a rats tail.

Sydney_Rovers · January 29, 2021, 3:58am

Perfect.

MrRooney · January 29, 2021, 5:20am

dots218 · January 29, 2021, 9:53pm

Jeremy Brockie white boy dreads

Higdawg · February 3, 2021, 9:10pm

The hair is going for the world’s greatest shave.

You can donate here.

Hybrid · February 3, 2021, 9:26pm

Let’s hope they can take it off in one piece and turn it into a pelt for our trophy cabinet.

Higdawg · February 3, 2021, 10:48pm

They can preserve it and put it on his statue outside the new SFS

CountArach · February 3, 2021, 10:52pm

Save it as an exhibit for the Australian soccer museum

Factor · February 3, 2021, 11:24pm

The Club could enter it into the wool exhibition for this years’ Sydney Royal Easter Show, and then it could do a tour of the rest of the state’s agricultural shows…

eddie · February 3, 2021, 11:37pm

It should be made the next Governor of NSW.

scottohara · February 4, 2021, 1:04am

Depending on what his bald noggin looks like under there, we may or may not need to change his chant.

AlternativePM · February 4, 2021, 2:21am

He’s got no hair
Because he cares
Rhyan, Rhyan Grant!

hillbilly · February 4, 2021, 5:24am

I believe it’s technically impossible for a Homo Sapien Sapien to have a pelt.

Hybrid · February 11, 2021, 9:18am

Bump.

This time next week the glorious mullet will be gone, Rhyno has currently raised about $12K of his $15K target.

Ruprecht · February 18, 2021, 12:32am