Rhyan Grant thread - the return of the shit hair

Honourable mention to the background high 5.

We won it 5 times…

Good lad.

https://twitter.com/RhyanGrant/status/1306822263761596416

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Freaked me out there… I thought he was doing world’s greatest shave…

I love on his page how he has this:

“For the month of September I will be sporting a mullet and raising funds to show support for mental health research.”

That glorious mullet flows year round!

Here’s how he looks in FIFA 21

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Does he have a special skill move where he doesn’t sleep for 4 days?

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I just love that someone in the programming department spent years studying and honing their craft to be given the job of crafting mullet physics specifically for him.

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I will say this complete love and devotion to him.

EA have been quite kind to him.

‘Mullet physics’ that has to be best concept I’ve heard of for a long time :joy:

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That Fifa version of Rhyno is the best thing ever

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Crown shits all over a Corona. Nice wagon but.
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/1985-toyota-crown-royal-auto/SSE-AD-6855694/?Cr=24

Cressida>Crown.

But they’re all awesome. Cause they’re Toyotas. And you can do “things” to them.

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Fight me, slutbag

Crowns are grandpa as.

Cressida says successful and discerning executive.

I am a grandpa and I’d still kick your fat ass

Not if I’ve got an MX73 Cressida with a single turboed 2JZGTE which I’m totally gunna build one day!

Keeper sent off, 92nd minute, all subs used. Didn’t concede from resulting free kick. I’ll pay this one

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Rhyan Grant can assume the identity of other players now. Is there anything the great mullet man can’t do?

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Confirmation from the great man hes played up front

Rhyan Grant
@RhyanGrant

I have started up front haha, played there against Wellington away back in 2012 i think. Scored too actually

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