The Death Thread - The Grim Reader

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Steve Maxwell, Socceroo and Adelaide United NSL player, dead at 59 years. Sad day for Aussie football.

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King Charles?

Is that wishful thinking?

Doubtful. Unfortunately

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Nah Twitter/X is having a melt down because he’s not been seen in public for a couple of days.

Everyone thinks Kate Middleton has carked it as well. Have they checked any French tunnels for high-speed car accidents?

I’m not usually very conspiratorial, but the fact all these (mostly) nonsense rumours are swirling about the royals and they refuse to put it to bed and instead put out badly Photoshopped images makes me think someone is either dead or divorcing.

Inshallah the former.

Charles died on st Patrick’s day but they have to wait a few days to announce it lest the filthy Irish get too excited.

What was the cause of death, cancer or Jewish space laser.

King of England?

Catholic Space Lasers!

That cause cancer!

Apparently it’s a rumour that originated in Russia

So fell out of a window or medical episode after going for a walk?

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Novichok

That checks out.

Russel Manser is a bit of a shock

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I thought you didnt rate Warren Ellis in the Bad Seeds?

Their last good album