What’s a Western Sydney Wanderers fan least favourite beverage choice?
7-Up.
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How does a non-binary person kill someone?
They/Them.
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I texted my boss this morning if I could come in a little bit late.
She replied “dream on”.
I think that was really nice of her.
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What do you call a Russian bloke who has 3 testicles?
Whodyanikabollockov
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I bought a very nice 12yo scotch.
His mum wasn’t happy!
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What do you buy a Princess who already has everything?
A seatbelt and an airbag
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I’ve just been watching a fascinating documentary about glass coffins. It’s called “Remains to be seen”.
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Whats better than eating a mandarin?
Eating Amanda out.
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I came in here to make a joke about vegan food. But I’ve stopped myself, because it would be tasteless.
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What does Beethoven do in his grave?
He decomposes.
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Why are there no K-Marts in Gaza?
Because everythings a Target.
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OOF!
How do strippers get paid?
Income.
I bought a Christmas tree yesterday. The store clerk asked if I was going to put it up myself.
“God no” I replied, I’ll probably put it up in the living room.
What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?
Panicking Skywalker
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Who is your favourite x-man?
Mine is Caitlyn Jenner
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Did you hear about the non binary gold prospector?
They dug up a fortune in them/their hills.
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R2-D2 is the most vulgar character of all time. They beeped out every single word he said.
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I filed a Police report this morning to report my work bag had been stolen.
The Police called me a few hours later saying they had retrieved my bag at the bottom of my stairs.
It was a brief case.
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Why did the Mexican guy take anti anxiety medication?
For Hispanic attacks.
2 guys a robbing a bottlo, and one grabs a bottle of of Jack Daniels and turns to the other and says “Is this whiskey?”
The second robber replies “yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank”.
I was at a restaurant the other day and the waitress came up to my table. I asked her “Can I ask you about the menu please”
Without warning she slapped me across the face and screamed “The men I please are none of your damn business!”
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