100% not offensive but really crap Dad joke thread

I swallowed a large number of synonyms last week. I now have thesaurus throat I have ever had.

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Bought a traditional real Christmas tree this year.

I named it Amy Winehouse, because it’s just going to die and leave needles everywhere.

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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.

It’s because they are Inca hoots.

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Nicklebacks Chad Kroeger loves appearing in nativity plays. He’s played a Shepard, an inn keeper, and even the back end of a donkey.

But he’s never made it as a wise man.

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