I don’t object to kilts per se however people should wear underpants whilst they’re wearing said kilts.
Pun intended?
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they didn’t wear kilts in that period of history, they were first work 400 years after the setting of Braveheart. Even Prima Nocta is thought to not have existed. There’s a single reference to in England, specifically relating to a lord being able to sleep with a woman on her wedding night, however the same document bans other supposed “rights” of Lords that never existed as well. If anything, the concept referred to a monetary payment to a Lord or the Church when a subject was leaving the area to a new village.
Wrong. Stop trying to censor the customs of my people…
…or ye’ll get the malky
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There was a former Olympic sprinter who adopted 3 children. Mark, Onya & Seth.
One day he was watching television. His kids were upstairs in their bedrooms, and he saw a breaking news report about a dam upstream from their town had burst and a wall of water was heading towards the town. Being a good Samaritan he wanted to head into town and help. But he wanted to warn his children first.
He rushed to the foot of the stairs and bellowed "ONYA, MARKS! GET SETH! GO!
Booooo
Everyone in the family is pissed off at me because I put ginger in the curry we had for dinner the other night.
I thought it was an annoying cat to be honest.
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Well I had to google that charming Scottish endearment.
During the COVID pandemic whilst in lockdown I had a real craving for Vietnamese pork rolls.
Unfortunately the government had Bahn Mi from going and getting one.
Why would Picasso be a TNMT? He’s clearly not from the same time period of the other 4 namesakes!
My girlfriend accused me of cheating, so I broken up with her.
She’s started sounding too much like my wife.
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One day little Johnny is at school and overhears another student say ‘shit’. That afternoon he goes home and asks his dad what ‘shit’ meant. Not wanting to disclose the true meaning, he tells little Johnny that it means ‘coats and suits’.
The next day at school little Johnny overhears another student say the word ‘fucking’. Again he goes home and asks his dad what it means. Again, his dad not wanting to disclose the truth tells him it means ‘cooking’.
The third day at school little Johnny overhears another student use the phrase ‘bitches and hoes’. Again he goes home to ask his dad who tells him thats another term for Nan and Pop.
That weekend little Johnnys family are hosting a family dinner. His grandparents arrive and little Johnny is excited to go and see them. When they knock on the door he rushes to open it and exlaims excitedly “Wassup, my bitches and hoes, lemme grab yo shit. I hope your hungry, cause Dads in the kitchen fucking the chicken!”
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What a gear grinder. Imagine if there was a page dedicated to dad jokes? Such a thing has existed on the internet for 30 fucking years you plank, and decades before that on physical pages. Put yourself in the bin.
Great joke though.
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