ALM Squad Speculation Thread 2024/25 (Part 2)

Costa and Muller reunited

Yeah our club would totally do something stupid like this.

Saying we’re in a shock swoop implies we’ve sealed the deal and signed him, not entered negotiations in from a long shot.

Also real shades of lets ditch our best player (Carle/Lolley) to fit in the new fancy toy (ADP/Muller) when theres a heap of other issues in the club but hey new shiny toy.

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FWIW, the squad needs a Thomas Muller much more than it needs a Joe Lolley, right now.

I don’t know about this, from a promtional & marketing perspective I doubt he fills out a pair of speedos anywhere as well as CR9 or does he even rock bling? we have a reputation to preserve.

Perhaps not, but he does rock the lederhosen though.

thomas-muller-german-dancing

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We had way less chance of signing ADP

He’s off to LA. Back to the preseason Simpson’s depression

Someone quickly generate deepfake AI videos of Muller in a ā€˜free Palestine’ shirt. He won’t make it past LAX, and let’s hope the deportation flight gets rerouted to Kingsford Smith.

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Muller is MLS bound! Bayern Munich icon will sign contract and complete long-awaited move to United States

Every article says the same ā€œamong two favouritesā€ thing, none of them actually have any proof or even anything different in the article.

I mean he probably is going to LA and its just a matter of time but the ā€œreportingā€ of this is terrible.

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According to Sky Sports Germany, LAFC is nearing a deal with the veteran forward. The Los Angeles-based club is reportedly one of two MLS teams that have shown concrete interest, with negotiations said to be in advanced stages.

Just weeks ago, Philadelphia Union’s sporting director Ernst Tanner confirmed they were offered Müller but declined due to his high salary demands. However, that doesn’t seem to deter LAFC, which is willing to meet the financial challenge of bringing a European icon to the league.

Fuck him, didn’t want him anyway

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Who keeps leaking the L’s this week :rofl:

best one yet

Yeah time to grant Lolley his wish to fuck off to Perth

From absolute silence and no news to an outside chance to sign Muller. This is the off season content I crave!

I’m very sceptical it will happen but it would be a lot of fun.

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Could a pessimist say we leaked this ā€œrumourā€ that we sound absolutely no chance in to get some good PR following some recent bad stuff?

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Crackpot more likely