My wife got me a cheap winder as a gift which houses three watches. It looks cool and is a bit of a conversation starter when people come over. I don’t have anything really premium to put in there though and to be honest the only one I have which I always keep in there is an old Vostok because it’s an absolute pest to change the date once the reserve has run out.
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I got thrown in Twitter jail for calling someone a cunt.
Cunt deserved it, I regret nothing
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I didn’t know that’s all it took. I call everyone a cunt.
Good cunts. Shit cunts. Dumb cunts. Everyone.
Guess I’d better watch out.
I had a comment on Facebook deleted for being “against the Community Standards on violence and incitement”
It was a response to a link to article about Woolworths reintroducing purchasing limits. I wrote
“If they put a limit on close-to-expiring discounted milk, I’m punching someone in the dick.”
That is too threatening and violent for Facebook apparently.
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I had a FB post trying to give away spent grain from brewing to local livestock owners flagged as a weapons sale.
They asked me to prove I wasn’t a weapons dealer.
I sent them a picture of a chicken eating grain.
It worked…a week later.
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Supplying the Free Range Chicken Militia - the FRCM were we?
If I were one of those ridiculous vegans, I would name my anti meat eating crusade group the FRCM 
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Some one asked about things to say to refs in Football Manager.
I got banned.
Which was more obvious than the time I tried to tag Jaksar in something and got banned.
One more time and I’m done with Twitter forever!
I’ve never been banned and I’m a persistently foul-mouthed abusive asshole.
That is just because they can’t understand you
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I would have that they can’t ban people for speaking Scottish…
They can’t ban Jubal until they’ve filled their bingo card.
Yeah they’re big Steph Curry fans.
Seriously, Serbs I used to work with that was just how we waved to each other.
Joined a couple of facebook pages after buying a Jumbuck $85 mini spit roaster.
One of them is next to useless as its just pics of meat on the spit with a beer in the foreground.
But both of them suffer badly from actually needing to be a forum.
Facebook is fucked.
Anyone recco some forums for spit roasting and low and slow BBQ?
Oh, and cooking food spit roasting.
Not the other one you perverts.
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I was going to suggest you just google spit roasts…
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Bobby Despotovski ?
So you’re a feeder?
I’m not even going to ask.
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