Dancing too hard?
Obviously doing it wrong!
I blame the poor fridge stacking earlier in the day.
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Gift card with a pin scratchie on it - except it’s cardboard so you go to scratch it and the entire thing comes away. This is going to be a fun call centre call…cheap fucks, just use plastic
So further to this one, we got back from holidays yesterday and the neighbours are extremely busy moving shit around etc. Well past 10pm, they were smashing the front screen door open and closed as they were dumping crap into their bin out the front. Kids running around out the front as well, all while the husband played the drums. This is the same neighbours that complained to my wife because, when we walked past their window at 8:00am, we were talking a bit too loud and woke up their older kid who’d had a slightly later night.
We’re also a bit shitty at the real estate agent as they’ve gone with the same one as us. We have the owner of the company, they have a junior, but we got notice right before xmas, that they wanted to put a for sale sign up. Our guy didn’t want to as it’s too early, but there’s did. We had a bit of a go out our guy as we obviously don’t want to be on the back foot and get the listing on the market late.
Drums past 10pm would be an instant call to the police for me.
You wouldnt ask them to stop first?
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Depends on the neighbours. Some are well adjusted people, some are not. The latter can’t be reasoned with usually.
Rock up with an intense sax solo and battle it out.
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Breaking news: an intense street brawl was sparked this evening when a drum solo of “In the air tonight” faced off with a moving rendition of “Careless whispers”……more news at 11.
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All these videos popping up of people caught in the California fires. They were told to fucking evacuate days ago… It’s just like that old lady that died a few years back when the fire engulfed her car, she delayed so she could put makeup on…
A minor gear grind in the scheme of things but what stupid fucker decided to make a keyboard that doesn’t have a light for Caps lock. I have been tempted to throw it out the window a few times but it’s owned by the company and not me
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had to book an appointment with I-Med to get a CT scan. The website is broken for some reason, as the appointment I wanted is available, but when I go to book, it’s telling me it was taken multiple times. Called up the specific clinic, only to get a ridiculous amounts of prompts:
- Press X to go to bookings
- Press X to go to new or updated bookings
- Press X if you want a CT scan
- Press X for the specifics on the CT scan
- Press X if I want to stay on the line or get an sms booking link
- Type in my DOB in DDMMYYYY format
Finally get through to someone where none of the above was known and booked everything from scratch. The only positive is i’ve manage to get a booking tomorrow morning rather than monday
I know its been said ad nauseum on here but if the Paramount app was an ice cream flavour it would be praline and dick.
Edit. I give up. Ive just spent 15 minutes trying to fastforward the Wellington game to where i was up to. The playbead either dissappears or if i do get to my spot (1 minute of holding down the fastforward button on my Chromecast remote) it wants to switch me over to a Canberra W League game. In this day and age its un-fucking beliavable.
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Same thing happened with mine. What a massive pain in the arse. I was trying to watch the replay and it kept going to the Women’s match. Then another time it just stopped all together. Each time I had to fast forward to where I was up to as it doesn’t remember where I left off like every other fucking streaming service in the whole world does
Ask for a glass with ice if you are in a cafe ? 
You shouldn’t be using plastic straws anyway
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Apart from the naughtiness of the plastic straw, you can always get a second and slide it inside the first by slightly scrunching it’s end. This telescoping effect can be repeated multiple times until your suction capacity is no longer effective.
But then the plastic straw naughtiness is only compounded…
It was paper.