I’m doing one more bonehead style where only the repetition matters:
Where are our signings?
Where are our signings you c^&%$?
WHERE ARE OUR SIGNINGS??!?!?!
and a more serious
The fixtures are out
Jake Rodwell’s 8-twenty-8
Is up in the air
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I’ve got a poem for ya
You are an idiot
You are a bitch
You shit me to tears
I’m goin down the pub
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Missed opportunity to use “Get A Dog Up Ya” in a haiku. 
You shit me to tears
I’m going down to the pub
Get a Dog Up Ya
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Cynical play there
Needs to tread carefully now
Cards given for less
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Could see down the line
No excuse for being offside
Should’ve done better
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Into the mixer
Won’t break down two banks of four
Parked bus is too strong
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Wooden spoon for us
If we dont make a signing.
I need live football.
Its the offseason
Simpsons memes on the forum
Signings please we need
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We just got fixtures
That is the news for today
Maybe some next week?
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah
Woah, Woah, Forza Sydney FC
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah.
Is Sky Blue Sydney?
Clap clap. Is sky blue Sydney?
Clap clap. Is sky blue…?
What the fuck’s this shit?
Fucking poetry nonsense,
Offseason shits me
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He turned in the sun.
A marquee run, a sure strike.
Happy Valentine’s.
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A-Leagues off-season
The longest in world football
Still no new signings
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Goals goals goals goals goals
Goals goals goals goals goals goals goals
Goals goals goals goals goals
YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT
BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD YOU ARE SHIT
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
Cornflakes Cornflakes Corn
Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Corn
Cornflakes Cornflakes Corn
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Work destroys my soul
Longing for fun, sun and goals
Heal my hurts Sydney please
Play smart when one up
Future Socceroo breaks fast
Take a slice of cheese
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El campo en juego,
Gritos y pasión despiertan,
Gloria en cada gol.
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