Football Haiku Thread - A new off-season low point - It’s downhill from here

Australian Football
42

Scottish people are
The price we have to pay for
A decent whiskey

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43

A lone child-sniper
Lightning causes a delay
Merry Christmas All

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44

Japanese whiskey
Beats anything from Scotland
Most lovely people

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45

Though Irish Whisky
Can also be quite good too
Top o’ the morning’

46

A breeze moves a leaf,
Something swings, petty and sad,
Verbothammergeist

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47

What was he thinking
VAR is checking that
That’s a coach killer

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48

What is a signing?
And what is a football club?
Fold all of it now.

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49

Defender head down
Brosque steals ball from behind
Evergreen captain

50

Youngster on debut
He put his laces through it
Diamond in the rough

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51

Sydney and Mariners
Once more in the Aussie cup
Best find parking now…

52

Hit man with bucket
Piss stain showing on my pants
Now I’m in prison.

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53

Please start the games soon
The sun sets on off season
Ole Ole Ole Sydney

54

Glass Barbecue, wow
Swinging bucket at goalie
Assrape, my future

55

Corica still coach
Why Marc Janko not re-signed
Fold the fucking club

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56

Jaiden Kucharski
He is Sydney’s new Bobo
Play Segecic too

57

It’s Haiku season
And it’s also off season
When’s football season?

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58

Football season dawns
Malakia shoot farken
Sign someone you c**ts

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59

Young Sky Blue does well
Will it be Hibs or Hearts son?
No trophies for us

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