HAL Transfers and Rumours 1914-18 (the Gavrilo Princip error code)

He’s completed 10 games since 2020, with the last of those April 23, 2023. 4 of those were cup games too.

Jesus Christ.

Not sure whats more cringe. That “promotion” or the comments.

Fuck I’m gonna need botox if they keep that up.

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The 36-year-old said he was thankful for football providing new experiences and was excited to get to Australia. “I have always been amazed with your country and longed to live there. Now, I will do it in the beautiful city of Sydney,” he posted on Instagram.

Awkward - they just burnt that down Juan in your announcement video.

And really, it would have made more sense to annonce it via a Tevez rip-off as ‘Welcome to Parra-Mata’ than burn the bridge and opera house

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He’ll probably end up living near the harbour somewhere, instead of the west.

Mata is meant to be into museums and art galleries and stuff, so I can only assume he’s been attracted by that move of the Powerhouse museum to Parramatta, before being made aware that it will still retain its Pyrmont location too.

Also, when he’s here, he can catch up with Brosquey who was one of the very first players to join his Common Goal charity.

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BBC’s Match of the day posted this. Very accurate, with the scenery and Sydney being towards the…mmmm ‘east’. Let alone him reading a map.

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Somebody needs to photoshop Ivan Milat or Mick Taylor (Wolf Creek) into that photo…

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Somebody needs to photoshop Rudan into that photo…

fixed

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Funny how he doesn’t say he is keen to be in western Sydney or Parramatta.

I’m sorry to stain the forum with this pic, but it’s not exactly a championship winning squad…

At least Mata is close to Brilliante. He can borrow his Voltaren quickly

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A draw and three wins from their first four games, high praise and anointed champions in waiting, win three or four games for the rest of the season and miss finals comfortably.

It’s the Western Suburbs way.

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Bang Average still there? Urgh.

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Priestman and Brillante better be working on their fitness.

You really think Borello could have done something about that “I’m a monk from the 14c fringe” of his over the offseason.

Sure, he can’t score, but he could at least look better in failure.

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Yep, and an Angry_Arnold subtle gloat post around that time, basically a harbinger of their upcoming demise.

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25 year old Belgian midfielder. Was on the books of Gent and Antwerp but spent the last 3 years in the second div. Feels like hes not too far off the type of profile we’d been targeting for signings.

Seems a pretty solid CB.

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Sounds decent for sure. Sounds like he is exactly what we need​:face_with_symbols_over_mouth: