How do you pronounce that again? - The new bogan names thread

I really enjoyed the bogan names thread from the old board.

i shall get the ball rolling

a student enrolled for this semester… bexleigh…:nauseated_face:

and my personal favourite from the old SFCU… jayrelle


Some of the names that appear on the ID scanner at work every Saturday night will see this thread remain active.

One of my kids has an Ottoman in his class.

No, not to rest your feet on. A student.

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Shania. Specifically the number of 18-21 year olds with said name. You’d be hard pressed to find one outside of that age range apart from Twain.

Realistically, I recon she’d be Loudoffensivevonne.

wife was watching queer eye last night. There was a kid called Nevaeh



Not to be outdone by Khe Sanh


If she wasn’t from Logan she was sure as shit going to be from fucking Adelaide.

Haha, her last name is Cox

Jme. I presume it’s pronounced Jamie?

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Met a Sharon the other day… except she spelt it Shahrynn.


Australian baby names: mum calls baby Holden Commodore and is proud of it | Kidspot

We previously lived around the corner from some housos that called one of their kids “Chevy V8”.

(To complete the picture: the dad had no teeth, and could no longer drive his beloved Commodore SS because he lost his licence doing donuts while pissed)

They enrolled him at the local childcare where one of our friends works, and she tells the story of the time they called the parents:

Childcare: Just calling for a quick chat about little Chevy…

Bogan: His name’s not Chevy. It’s Chevy V8.

C: Apologies, about Chevy V8. He seems to be scratching quite a lot, does he have any allergies?

B: Nah, but our cat died and he keeps going under the house to see the cat. There’s flies and stuff down there now, so we sprayed some flea and tick spray.

C: On the cat?

B: Nah, on the boy.

C: I don’t think it’s a good idea to spray him with pet spray…

(at this point I believe she was already looking up the number for DOCS)

Pronounced Chevy V-8, or Chevy Veight?