Man bites dog. The weird but true news thread

NRL is now negotiating with ESPN to sell more games to be shown in America. Surely they’re not that dumb that they expect to be able to play a full season of football in the middle of all this?

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Someone didn’t listen to Mario Balotelli warning not to do this!

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The latest in animals-lost-on-Sydney-streets

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Ah, the tale of the whale tail. Some say, the driver had a whale of a time.

A bit of a fluke really

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Well that’s 2021 guaranteed to be fucked

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Another one. Just announce the movie ffs.

Also:

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How long before they start burning witches again?

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Yank right wing-Taliban mashup win.

So when do we leave for Jupiter?

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Just hyperventilated at the brilliant name of Jack Nicklaus’s new Grandson-in-law:

https://twitter.com/jacknicklaus/status/1338628170694750214

My oldest granddaughter Christie Nicklaus – my son Jack’s 2nd-oldest child – just married Todger Strunk. What a beautiful wedding and an even more beautiful couple! They look like they were made for each other. Barbara and I wish them happiness and love for an eternity! @CNStrunk pic.twitter.com/lfiVBuPheu

— Jack Nicklaus (@jacknicklaus) December 14, 2020

Sounds like the kind of condition they give you some very serious antibiotics for.

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Looks exactly what you’d imagine a bloke called Todger Strunk would look like.