Well home boy shouldn’t have missed an open goal.
Rudan seen taking notes for future training sessions.
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Where did you think they learnt this from?
They hid in the carpark watching the players, and the player in question entered training with a bathroom bag under the wrong arm, eyes to the ground, looking rather meek. He was a target long before his indiscretions on the field.
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Dortmund v Atletico second leg overnight was completely mental
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CFG, up your Swiss
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what’s the funniest person/moment you’ve seen at the football?
I’ve had the pleasure of bringing my father-in to a match a few years ago as he was dressed in a farmer outfit complete with straw hat, because he gets hot without it 
while wearing the club jersey over the top of his flannel shirt. He didn’t think nothing of it, he was given a few looks in and around the stadium to my amusement!
Yesterday, I saw this older gentleman dressed head to toes in a full suit, tie, hat, clean…plus a scarf around his shoulders sitting in the home end and a few times getting up with fist pumps in the air. He dressed for success, sadly the local team lost 0-2 .
In no particular order, these are among the funniest on-field incidents while attending:
- Kevin Muscat laying a goal on a plate for Sydney in 2010
- Harry Kewell missing a penalty, and Seb Ryall showing where the goal is
- Me yelling for Terry McFlynn to shoot when he was about 80 yards from goal, and he did
Off-the-field, I can’t think of too many, but there was a guy in an away game at Newcastle who had this massive booming voice yelling at the ref “HOOOOOOOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?” which pretty much made the Cove stop what they were doing and look up at him.
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Still chuckle at the salami chant.
Some English guys were up in the away bay at Gosford, kept trying to start a BLUE ARMY chant. Someone misheard it as Salami and then actually started a salami chant. That in an of itself is only kinda funny, but hearing someone bust out the salami chant again a month later at Newcastle away killed me.
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Perth national service circa 2011-2012 was the best workout my abs have ever had. Champagne piss taking for the full 90, have never laughed harder during a game of football.
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The Chorizo response was the icing on the cake to that game.
When the Capo then came up to request we be serious to be met with a response of I a rendition of I am serious and dont call me Shirley.
So many highlights but these immediately come to mind.
Lowy dollars at Brisbane away.
Bags of flour in Gosford when Bozza returned.
The Festivus pole eluding security multiple times at the back of Bay 26 during the late December game in about 2010 or 2011.
Glazed ham for Perth at the youth game.
Milligan’s own goal at the Cove end when he came back for Newcastle.
Horda trying to get us to come out of the post GF venue in 2010.
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The bags of flour in Gosford was funny I remember. I think he had a good laugh at it too.
A Newcastle away, before the game at the Tennis Club, watching some poor sucker trying to have a hit and the whole bunch of us deciding his name was “Andy Munro” and becoming the Andy Munro active support.
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The Roundabout Song on the bus to Newcastle
Guy Sebastian incident at Gosford
The carnage caused by home-made Rakija
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Was that the match when we spent the whole 90 mins pulling the piss out of the “You’re shit, ARGGHHH!” chant?
The Guy Sebastian incident will live long in the memory, a true classic.
Hilly getting assaulted by a father and son duo in Gosford, followed by me getting head-locked and dragged out for asking security to deal with it.
“You only sing when you’re whaling” at Urawa Reds in our first ACL home game against them.
The Whispering Cove on the train to Gosford after the cops told us no more chanting on the train.
The Fortitude Valley Gay Nightclub expedition of 2010.
The Belconnen 13, preseason game v Belconnen in absolutely torrential rain.
The Captain Cook shitfight with Rangers fans after the Testicle of Football double-header.
The entire Perth GF matchday.
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Yep, that’s the one. So many pirate jokes, and Phil in his infamous akubra + beanie combo was absolutely on fire.
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I think the Urawa fans invading this forum with their very amazing and unique posting in the lead up to the game sits long in the memory of funny football things I have seen.
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What’s this Guy Sebastian story?
I have many questions.
But yes, let’s start with Guy Sebastian, since it was mentioned multiple times.