Sack the Board: the Cricket thread I

Aussie quicks are looking good so far. Hopefully we can get Kohli before he gets going

Outfield looks dead, maybe a bit soggy. Should dry out in time for us to bat.

That extra bounce is messing with the Indians.

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Brilliant delivery!

Dear god man.

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Has Justin Langer always sounded like a jockey that just won the Melbourne Cup?

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I’m watching the cricket at a sports bar in Thailand. They also have an NFL match on. So many Yankees screaming WOOOO and LETS GO!! So annoying. The worst though DID YOU SEE THAT!!!. Of course they fucking did they have it on the fucking screen

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Could you get a Yankee go Home tshirt?

I should go up to them and say “good voting fuck wits”

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That was a dreadful review…

Ask if they’re from the Democratic People’s Republic of America.

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They’re americans in Thailand. They’re probably sex pests. Ask how many Thai wives theyve had…

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Yes.

He’s always had that weird tone.

Give them $100 and tell them to go to Laos and buy a round of drinks.

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Brendon Santalab Panenka Memorial Stadium does look pretty nice in this bright sunshine today.

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Redders fucking!

Pretty sure Langer has called it the waca about ten times.

Harsha Boghle is on the ABC commentary.

No idea why anyone listens to the tv commentary these days.

Cause anyone is better than Andy Harper.

Terrible non-review, that’s out as fuck.

Come on McSweeney, time to shine mate