Sack the Board: the Cricket thread I

Kohli for a duck :heart_eyes:

That seam must have been massive for those first two wickets.

This happened in October…

NZ won the series 3-0.

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So? It’s just as enjoyable now as it was when I watched it back then!

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Sri Lanka win the toss and elect to bat.

Cooper Connelly in for his test debut, Todd Murphy out.

Connelly looks like if Erling Haaland had sex with the Predator.

Johnathan Campbell captains Zimbabwe in their test against Ireland today, it is also his test debut.

Alistair and Johnathan are the 4th father-son duo to captain in test cricket.

Greg Blewett just ate a Maxibon on air, biscuit first. What an idiot.

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How the fuck did the maxibon survive and the monaco bar vanished into the ether? I don’t count the revival because that was garbage living off a name.

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This and the Janko situation are the two biggest unsolved mysteries of our generation.

Now I want a Monaco bar farken

Are you fucking kidding me?

Aldi usually has some OK monaco bar subs.

Marnus out, he’s cooked.

Time for the team to move on from Marnus.

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No Jinx but Smith is putting on a master class

Absolute Joel Wilson special he copped earlier though. Given out lbw to a ball missing 5th stump, luckily he had a review.

I agree.

I don’t think they’ll do it for the Test Championship though. There’s no standout option to bat 3 without unbalancing the rest of the line up.

If he fails there then they’ll change it for the Ashes.

Yet another Smith hundred

Brilliant display by Smith and Carey with a 200+ partnership in tough conditions.

Never does it in a second innings though

Not much need when you make 500 in the first innings

When did Steve Smith score 500 in the first innings?