So long as I’m not broke, ill go to a 3 games. Kograh is actually easier for me to get to from the South West suburbs, especially parking. Hell, probably be able to park right outsode the stadium.
A real chance for us to go far into the East section if we take it seriously, which remains to be seen. I can only assume squad registration deadline is getting pretty close.
They usually do a 3 game membership, cheap enough from memory, especially as it’s Kogarah…don’t know what those slackers are doing in the office 
Intern 1: “We’ve had limited shirt sales for Ouahim”.
Intern 2: “Are you sure that’s how you pronounce it? I thought it was ‘Waaa-Heem’
Intern 1: “Nah, trust me, it’s Ouahim. I have a friend who does Middle Eastern studies at the University of New South Wales”
Intern 2: “Shhhhh, we’re not allowed to talk about universities other than Macquarie. And Plus, he’s not Middle Eastern, he’s Moroccan”
Intern 1: “Well, actually he’s German”
Intern 2: “Well (sarcastically), on the clubs Wikipedia page, he’s got a Moroccan flag next to his name”
Intern 1: “Moroccan/German, either way his names not Smith”
Intern 2: “And plus, Morrocco isn’t Middle Eastern.”
Intern 1: “Well, what is it”
Intern 2: It’s actually North Africa. I learnt it when I went on Contiki to Egypt, which is a neighboring country”
Intern 1: “It’s not near Israel is it?”
Intern 2: “Ehhhh, it’s closer to Israel than Germany”
Intern 1: "Anyway, speaking of Morocco, I think we should partner up with Subway to develop a special marketing sub for him - “The Moroccan Fish sub”
Intern 2: “That sounds fucking horrible. And if you’re going to do that, it’d be more appropriate to do a Moroccan lamb, or Tagine sub”
Intern 1: Tagine? Isn’t that a Fuit?
Intern 2: “What?!”
Intern 1: Tagine, my grandmother used to eat them.
Intern 2: (facepalms) "You idiot, you’re thinking of a tangerine,
Intern 1: What’s the difference
Intern 2: Well a tangerine is a fruit, a tagine is like what Moroccans cook food in.
Intern 1: Could you cook a tangerine in a tagine?
Intern 2: Well…I guess, but that’s not the point here.
Intern 1: What was the point again?
(crickets chirp - a phone rings somewhere in the background)
Boss: Have you guys organized the marketing campaign for the upcoming Champions League fixtures, and this league season?
Intern 1: “Oooooooooooh, that’s what we were meant to be doing”
Intern 2: Hey boss, do you reckon subway would go with a Tangerine flavored tagine sub
Boss: (Stares off into the distance and contemplates life, existence and how he managed to hire such incompetent buffoons)
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Eagerly awaiting tangerine highlights on our ACL strip now.
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“Moroccan coast sunset”
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Is Morocco actually closer to Israel than Germany? Gotta be a line ball, right?
Also, is the off season over yet?
Point to point - direct
Rabat to Tel Aviv = 3,815kms
Berlin to Tel Aviv = 2,851 kms
I never said the interns were smart. 
They did manage to get the same seat for the United round derby email out, in fairness 
Which is a bigger deal in the long run
Point to point always blows my mind.
My favourite one is Sochi to Tripoli (Lebanon) - 1073km
Sydney to Adelaide - 1165km
Jakarta is closer to me than Sydney.
It’s always pot luck when it comes to your links. You never quite know what you are going to get
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Sorry, the complaints department is closed for today.
It’s why I don’t click on certain user’s links.
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I’m on board. Significantly more interesting than their current offerings.
So long as we get more ads of Matildas unhinging their jaw attempting to eat one, I’m in
I just noticed that we’ve got a couple of very tight turnarounds between AFC and A-League games:
Home vs Hiroshima on the 7th of Nov, then home vs Macarthur two days later on the 9th.
Also home vs Kaya on the 5th of Dec, then away vs Mariners on the 7th.
I wouldn’t be shocked if those two A-League games (which are both Saturday fixtures) both get pushed back a day to become Sunday fixtures.
Given they’re both home AFC games, and that the only travel we’ll be doing is up on the bus to Gosford and driving into the SFS (the players still drive themselves to home games, yeah??) I doubt they’ll be moved.
If they were international fixtures I definitely assume they would be.
Also we’re the money team, the viewing statistics show they need us on Saturdays for ratings.
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