My yard is now so wet I dont think I could get the car out.
Something is definitely wrong with the sky today. Itâs this weird blue colour.
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Fuck winter, fuck right off
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For those who think it is cold, spare a thought for Katoomba, who apparently are going to hit their peak temperature (6 degrees) at about 9pm tomorrow 
It reached the lofty heights of 4.8 degrees here yesterday. Snowing/raining on and off. Nice inside with the fire going though.
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East Coast Low/Cyclone building off the coast. Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday expecting a shit tonne of rain. 30mm plus expected.
It stretches from up past Newcastle all the way down to Eden and the Shameistan border.
Of course itâs going to, have a wedding in Kangaroo Valley midweekâŠ
I have a conference at the Criwne Plaza Hawkesbury this exact three days. Letâs hope the river doesnât flood
A cyclone on a wedding day has to be ironic. Unless Alanis has lied to me through song
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The Canadian chanteuse lied repeatedly,
- Rain on your wedding day:
Unless the couple had planned an outdoor wedding specifically to spite the rain, this is simply an unfortunate occurrence, not a contradiction of expectations. The expectation is usually a sunny day, but rain is a common possibility.
- Free ride when youâve already paid:
This is just bad luck or a waste of money, not a reversal of expectations. Youâre getting something you donât need or want after having already paid for it.
- Traffic jam when youâre already late:
This is a frustrating situation, but itâs not ironic. The expectation is to get to a destination on time, and being delayed further only compounds the problem.
- Meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife:
This is a sad or awkward situation, but not ironic. The expectation might be that he would be single, but itâs not inherently ironic for him to be married.
- A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break:
This is more of an inconvenience than irony. The expectation is to be able to smoke in designated areas, but a no-smoking sign in a smoking area is a rule violation, not a contradiction of expectations.
- A death row pardon, two minutes too late:
This is a tragic and unfortunate circumstance, but not ironic. The expectation is that the pardon would arrive in time to prevent the execution, and its failure to do so is a failure of the system, not a reversal of expectations.
Pretty much nothing in the song was ironic, ironically. (Or maybe that was the point)
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Lol⊠next youll be telling us that she doesnt, in fact, have one hand in her pocket⊠and that her other isnt making a peace sign at all
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Geez, thatâs ironic.
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I miss my old office job on days like todayâŠ