My yard is now so wet I dont think I could get the car out.
My yard is now so wet I dont think I could get the car out.
Something is definitely wrong with the sky today. Itâs this weird blue colour.
Fuck winter, fuck right off
For those who think it is cold, spare a thought for Katoomba, who apparently are going to hit their peak temperature (6 degrees) at about 9pm tomorrow
It reached the lofty heights of 4.8 degrees here yesterday. Snowing/raining on and off. Nice inside with the fire going though.
East Coast Low/Cyclone building off the coast. Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday expecting a shit tonne of rain. 30mm plus expected.
It stretches from up past Newcastle all the way down to Eden and the Shameistan border.
Of course itâs going to, have a wedding in Kangaroo Valley midweekâŠ
I have a conference at the Criwne Plaza Hawkesbury this exact three days. Letâs hope the river doesnât flood
A cyclone on a wedding day has to be ironic. Unless Alanis has lied to me through song
The Canadian chanteuse lied repeatedly,
Unless the couple had planned an outdoor wedding specifically to spite the rain, this is simply an unfortunate occurrence, not a contradiction of expectations. The expectation is usually a sunny day, but rain is a common possibility.
This is just bad luck or a waste of money, not a reversal of expectations. Youâre getting something you donât need or want after having already paid for it.
This is a frustrating situation, but itâs not ironic. The expectation is to get to a destination on time, and being delayed further only compounds the problem.
This is a sad or awkward situation, but not ironic. The expectation might be that he would be single, but itâs not inherently ironic for him to be married.
This is more of an inconvenience than irony. The expectation is to be able to smoke in designated areas, but a no-smoking sign in a smoking area is a rule violation, not a contradiction of expectations.
This is a tragic and unfortunate circumstance, but not ironic. The expectation is that the pardon would arrive in time to prevent the execution, and its failure to do so is a failure of the system, not a reversal of expectations.
Pretty much nothing in the song was ironic, ironically. (Or maybe that was the point)
Lol⊠next youll be telling us that she doesnt, in fact, have one hand in her pocket⊠and that her other isnt making a peace sign at all
Geez, thatâs ironic.
I miss my old office job on days like todayâŠ