Bolting from the Blue- The Central Coast Mariners Thread

He is with the Villa Academy coaching yeah?

According to his wiki page, yes since March 2020 though I don’t know how much coaching has been happening thanks to covid.

He played for a Crystal Palace legends team a few weeks back. Always assumed he would move from captain to coach at some point and end up at Palace, Mariners would be a nice stepping stone for that.

They should get him to drive up from Sydney every day, without pay, for the first 6 months. It worked last time.

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Was Daniel Bouman released or left? Suprised he wasn’t re-signed

Released. Thought he had some potential so not sure of the circumstances. The Mariners are too heavy this season, especially with imports, so I don’t think he would have got much of a go.

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Have you got a DCM good enough for us?

See Bozanic, Oliver.

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Apparently the Cum Dog is getting on a flight tomorrow for Australia

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The Cumdog in the A League just makes sense. Squires is sharpening his pencil already. This can only be a good thing

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Today at the Mariners match spurts of free flowing football were reported with the fans barking from the stands at the from the back style that left the players out of breath at the happy ending it produced results wise.

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Cum to Mariner

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Cum Dog confirmed. Eighteen months contract.

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The Wizard of Woy Woy, The Cumdog, and Marvin the Mariner. In Gosford. All at the same time


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That’s an inferno only a insanely large bottle of sauce can put out

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He’ll be smoking meth beside the bins at the back of the Leagues club by ANZAC day.

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Then he will truly be ours

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Not till he gets his first 16 year old pregnant.

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Those disappointed by Wolffry’s departure should be frothing at the gash.

That’s more Seb Ryall’s style

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