" I just got back from sipping cocktails by the pool in Hawaii but my sleeves are rolled up & ready to wield a fire hose. Fair dinkum fashion choice mate. "
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Hold on, hold on… Do you have any idea the forearm chaffing he could get from standing with his hands on his hips like that… Give him credit for that at least…
Not nearly as much chaffing his arse receives every time he shits himself.
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Don’t forget the Akubra for whenever they go “bush”.
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To be fair, if I’m wearing a shirt without a jumper or jacket I pretty much have to roll the sleeves up.
I struggle with my fore arms covered. I’m wearing a hoody at the moment. Sleeves up.
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I wear a collared shirt to work and allows roll up my sleeves. I just dont like having them covered, plus i find it very hard to find a normal shirt that covers my whole arms as well fitting my body well
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I feel I could respond to this pop culture reference better if I had ever watched the office.
It’s just uncomfortable.
Moved into our new office this week. Literally have the best view in the office - harbour on the left, SFS on the right.
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Harbour to the left of me,
Stadium to the right,
here I am stuck in the middle with work.
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Perfection!
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After a few years of seeing what I could get away with on Yammer/Viva Engage at work, I’ve finally been banned from posting on there. I’ve posted a thing I did once on here where I pretended to be in hospital with alcohol poisoning which prompted an HR wellness message.
I don’t have a work from home job, I’m always on site. Someone got on there and posted something about how great working form home is, I posted an unamused gif captioned something like “me reading this as a 100% on site worker”. Mostly playful stuff there. She responded “It can’t be that bad can it?” so I decided to go all in.
I replied “Every day I wake up and pray for the sweet release of death”.
Was told to delete that post and never post again lol
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The people I still socialise with from my last job have given the IT guy strict instructions to delete the teams chat if need arises.
As he’s part of that social group they should be covered.
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Jokes on him. Nothing is truly deletable. Microsoft knows all.
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Got tattood today for the first time in a decade. Needle technology has improved out of sight. Never getting any solid colour ever again, grayscale ftw! At worst the pain was a 4/10, and that was doing highlights after 5 hours of work.
Miles better than the thick lines/colouring I got last time.
Was it an anchor, a mermaid or a Mother Tried tat this time?
Kraken.
Commemorating the end of my boat driving career.
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There’s a question, what’s the most unusual and or coolest sea creature you saw out on the open water?
Getting tattoos is really enjoyable. I can see how it can become addictive, if I had any money I would already have more.
I was driving a boat at night, very fast.
Felt something hit me like I’d been punched in the chest, luckily I was wearing a lifejacket.
No idea what it was.
Went out to look in the boat the next morning and there was a massive flying fish in the boat.
Bastard had kamikaze’d me in the chest.
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