Hello Boys! - The Paris 2024 Olympics thread

BMX was incredible last night.

On a different note… who else is fucking sick & tired already of those endless ads for The Block.

I wish i could reach into the TV and stab Scotty Cam & that blonde contestant (not Shelley) in the face.

Who the fuck still watches that shit anyway? The formula got stale 10+ years ago.

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Only watched a bit of the women’s before getting a few hours shuteye pre-Matildas. Laughed way harder than I should have when the first Chinese bird stacked it… without knowing anything about it she visibly ripped her first 56 seconds harder than anyone else, looked like she was going to be the clear front runner, but 4 seconds to go she pulled a backflip and did NOT land it. Ouch. :sweat_smile:

Tradies…single mums…single mums who get woozy over tradies…

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You can go down to the local park and see better stuff than at the Olympics.

That slam was hardcore. She absolutely ate the concrete after hooking up on the top of the tranny. If you didn’t watch on, in her second run, she touched the ground eqrly on but instead of ending her run, she attempted the same trick she slammed on and nailed it. Completely unnecessary and showed balls of steel.

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I know a guy who is mates with a lot of BMX cyclists here and he says as soon as there was even a hint that freestyle was going to be given an Olympic spot, the brown nosing and shoulder rubbing started.

It’s a lot of who is mates with who, rather than a fully professional sports business at the moment. The dude I know says this kind of free and unclear way of picking riders won’t last much longer, and he can see China pumping a lot of money into it and dominating in years to come.

Skateboard might be similar, I’m not sure the qualifying methods.

Really? We don’t have parks with transitions or boxes anywhere near that size anywhere near sydney that im aware of. Even the big ACT parks built in the 90s would look small compared to the Olympic park

She did what now?

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You heard him

Theres a decent pne in meadowbank

I’m familiar with meadow bank but the ramps and transitions are nowhere near the size of the ones in Paris. I think the local vouncils would have a few law suits if they built ramps that high

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The Brazilian Womens (on Stan now) volleyball uniform is one of the coolest ive seen so far

So good seeing Australia smash the competition in the 4x200 relay this morning. Top way to start a day.

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Kauli Vaast, local Tahitian surfer (part of the French team) makes it through to the semis, knocking out his French compatriot. Pretty cool if he can get through to the final.

The women got a pretty raw deal, after having their surfing postponed had to battle through some average waves this morning, and it’s now just started getting big for the men who start the quarter finals.


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Around the grounds…

  • Tubby Taylor commentating the diving, i thought it was the 12th man doing parody
  • There’s a German 1500m runner called Robert Farken
  • Scenes in the womens boxing over alleged gender inelgibility tests
  • High jump has to have some of the zaniest characters in athletics
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Holy shit the misinformation and faux outrage machines are running hot on that one. No surprise that a murdoch scumbag is at the leading edge in this country lying through his teeth.

She’s too dangerous, she could hurt you, she could kill someone in the ring

She has a 42/9 record.

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Algeria is well known for its transgender athletes

Have you been listening to the Roy and HG podcast? They’ve been going to town on Tubby.