Hello Boys! - The Paris 2024 Olympics thread

A really good read on enjoying the Olympics while fully acknowledging how frivolous and meaningless it is.

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Paulsen made some good saves for the Kiwis. A League reprazent!

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I am still wondering how the penalty was awarded, looked a mile offside. He missed it anyway.

Seemed like a very open game from the highlights too, fuck all defending being done.

Angola gave it a red hot go against the Netherlands in the handball, it was a great contest all the way through.

Early days, but flicking through events has been pretty easy through Stan so far.

There’s a direct link to the Olympic landing page on the side bar of the Stan home page, and a heap of various ways to navigate between events.

Haven’t watched a heap so far, but looking forward to binging the fuck outta the 'Lymps over the next little bit!

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Futsal is a sport that could really do with the additional profile too, whereas Olympic football for men is literally an undercooked youth tournament and for women it’s an undercooked World Cup.

Very TV friendly, very venue friendly, smaller squads, etc. Loads to recommend it for the Olympics.

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Personally Beach Soccer should be a Olympic Sport.

It’s a fucking disgrace that we have some of the best beaches in the world, and yet our national beach soccer team is practically non-existant.

Afghanistan has a beach soccer team. They’re a fucking landlocked country.

Tara Rushton and Adam Peacock hosting on Stan. Two of my favourite presenters so I will probably watch more than I thought I would.

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Nz get beaten by Souths Africa in the quarters of the men’s rugby 7s and miss out on the chance of a medal

Big shock

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Ireland came close to a shock win in the QF against Fiji, but in the end Fiji march on.

South Africa, France, Fiji, Australia. Pretty solid final four in the Sevens.

How SA even made it through given they lost their two openers is stupid in itself.

NZ’s opening goal against Canada absolutely wild too.

Crowds seem very, very poor though. French public really not giving a fuck.

just get rid of the Olympics and do this:

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lol good ol C.H.Ting

As funny as it is, and I suppose they do deserve some credit for it, its still fucking sportsbet.

I give Sportsbet a pass, because they’re fucking hilarious.

The Grubs need their own TV show.

I feel tinglely in my gusset regions.

2 staff members plus the Canadian head coach of the women’s soccer team have been sent home after using drones to spy on the New Zealand team training

They should forfeit that game!

Holy shit this is beyond awesome

Imagine this at the opening ceremony, so good!

Almost guaranteed to see a midnight oil moment too I reckon

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O rly? Initially they said it was one rogue “non-accredited” support staffer. That’s pretty fucked if the head coach was aware and endorsed.