Random Football Musings

[himmelblau]

You could call it SoccerX.

[testament]

So who is going to win at Chelsea. Manager or Goalie? Absolute scenes in the League cup final

[himmelblau]

Ridiculous situation. Goalie should be sidelined for a few weeks minimum.

[RoryBunk]

Of course the keeper should be punished but he won’t be because he’s way too expensive while the coach was a dead man walking already.
I feel bad for Sarri but it’s good to be laughing at Chelsea.

[eddie]

Sarri, but both of them shouldn’t be Kepan their jobs after that…

[Paulska]

@Clovis

Slightly off track but I think football could learn from netball where players are limited to certain areas of the field .and add some new rules. For example, only half the team can be defenders and only defenders can enter the team’s defensive third of the field. That’ll get the goals flowing

Please no

[RedKat]

And Kepa gets taught a lesson by Chelsea. Fined a whole weeks wages

[Higdawg]

that’ll teach him. that’s like me losing a 5c piece down the back of the lounge.

[Paulska]

you have a lounge??? That’s ESFC for you… Next you’ll tell me you spend your afternoons with those soy milk de-caf monkey poo macchiatos?

[Higdawg]

hah. we are lucky if we get Nescafe Blend 43

[Clovis]

@Paulska

@Clovis

Slightly off track but I think football could learn from netball where players are limited to certain areas of the field .and add some new rules. For example, only half the team can be defenders and only defenders can enter the team’s defensive third of the field. That’ll get the goals flowing

Please no

And goalkeepers should have a bungie cord tied to their waist so they can’t move out of the six yard box.

[Paulska]

@Clovis

Slightly off track but I think football could learn from netball where players are limited to certain areas of the field .and add some new rules. For example, only half the team can be defenders and only defenders can enter the team’s defensive third of the field. That’ll get the goals flowing

Please no

And goalkeepers should have a bungie cord tied to their waist so they can’t move out of the six yard box.

Surely you just implement a rule where players aren’t allowed to move when in possession of the ball? That and all players required to wear short skirts

[himmelblau]

Also, all players are allowed to handle the ball.

[Clovis]

@Paulska

@Clovis

Slightly off track but I think football could learn from netball where players are limited to certain areas of the field .and add some new rules. For example, only half the team can be defenders and only defenders can enter the team’s defensive third of the field. That’ll get the goals flowing

Please no

And goalkeepers should have a bungie cord tied to their waist so they can’t move out of the six yard box.

Surely you just implement a rule where players aren’t allowed to move when in possession of the ball? That and all players required to wear short skirts

Milos in a short skirt… hmmmm.

[Hybrid]

@Clovis

And goalkeepers should have a bungie cord tied to their waist so they can’t move out of the six yard box.

Vedran to be given special dispensation, no need for that cord now that he’s paralysed with fear anyways.

[Clovis]

And if it is still a draw at 90 minutes, you keep adding an extra ball to the game every 5 minutes until one of them goes in the net.

[eddie]

@Clovis

Slightly off track but I think football could learn from netball where players are limited to certain areas of the field .and add some new rules. For example, only half the team can be defenders and only defenders can enter the team’s defensive third of the field. That’ll get the goals flowing

Please no

And goalkeepers should have a bungie cord tied to their waist so they can’t move out of the six yard box.

Schalke are already on to this:

Ralf Fährmann ⚽ Goalkeeper Training ⚽ Schalke 04

[testament]

I’ve been binge watching this youtube channel lately. They have lots of interesting videos. This is their latest

[eddie]

This is a decent listen. Don’t be put off by the 1hr play time, his is the first story of 3 in that time.

Outlook - Cherno Samba: Struggles of a virtual football star - BBC Sounds

[Paulska]

Ramos has been given a two match ban after deliberately getting a yellow card in the last champions league game. He was at the limit and wanted to get the card and miss the next game in order to ensure he plays in the final series of the champions league haha