Corrected for accuracy
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We’re having an election now BE SCARED YOU FUCKING PLEBS BE SCARED BE SCARED BE SCARED HOLY SHIT WE’RE GONNA HAVE A WAR you should choose me to lead you.
Barely a pause for breath. Fucking scumbag.
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If anyone can fuck this up, it’s UK Labour.
General mood of relief, at least here in London.
Will be an absolute bloodbath if recent local elections are anything to go by.
Interesting to see how parties like Lib Dems go. Labour haven’t really inspired… They’ll get the keys to Number 10 on the basis that people have had enough of the Tories.
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The party said national service would provide “valuable work experience” and “ignite a passion for a future career in the armed forces”.
Because nothing screams “passion” quite like being thrust into a foreign country to shoot strangers for Old Blighty.
Half the people that chose to be in the defence force don’t wanna be there now, let alone those forced to stay.
In all serious, we should seriously look at doing an emergency services national service. Guaranteed youth allowance and 50% off HECS after a period of time. Get them planting trees and picking up rubbish when nothing’s doing.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNISMS!
Exactly comrade 
That’s got the same problems as military national service. When lives are at stake you need people who want to be there.
Farage copped another milkshake to the face.
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This fella does seem to cop a few milky loads to the face
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She’s an OnlyFans model - suspect this is just a cunning stunt
She’s got a stunning what now?
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And she’s upset he dropped his subscription?
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So polls are officially open in the UK. Remember to vote early and vote often ya “Pommie bastards”!
Heres hoping Farage & Sunak both lose their races. Would be entertaining.
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If you are a commonwealth citizen with some form of residency rights you can vote
You might have needed to register though
A few of my Aussie friends living here did not know this believe it or not.
Exit polls in about 15 mins…